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why?

Indi is on a non-stop streak of answering everything I’m telling her with “why?” Bea is getting annoyed.

Indiana: Why?

Me: (sighing) I don’t know, Indi.

Indiana: Why?

Beatrix: She doesn’t know, okay!?

Indiana: Why?

Beatrix: Because she’s not a scientist!

Indiana: Why?

Beatrix: BECAUSE SHE HASN’T GOT A JOB!

Touché.

(Bea, age 6.)

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Clean up, Australia.

Beatrix notices some trash on the ground in the reserve near our house.

Beatrix: I really hope Australia learns to clean up the world.

Me: Me too.

Beatrix: Why do people do that?

Me: I guess they’re careless with their rubbish.

Beatrix: Yeah! They’re really lazy. They’re like, they don’t have any legs! They think they’re a daisy.

(Bea, age 6)

life choices.

(Ross is trying on my new Darth Vader helmet.)

Nikki: It fits you better than it fits me. Maybe Daddy should be Darth Vader.

Beatrix: (to Ross) You already have a job!

(Bea, age 6.)

life plans.

Beatrix: What happens after Grade 12?

Me: Then you’re a grown-up, and you get to choose. Some people go to university, or get jobs, or have babies…

Beatrix: That’s when I can join the Air Force.

(Bea, age 5)


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An archive of quotes from my radical tomboy daughters; Indiana Lux (3.5) and Beatrix Honey (7.5) on their journey to becoming less pod and more human.