My kids are Beatrix and Indiana, two gorgeous young ladies full of attitude and questions. This is a personal record blog dedicated to the boneheaded things they say along their trip to becoming less of a pod and more of a human. I hope to show it to them when they’re older and get some laughs.

I’m Nikki; a young, tattooed post-punk mama of two. I’m a hair dye addicted, Helvetica enthusiast, 8-bit nerd from Melbourne that loves baking, Star Wars, the 1950’s and skinny men in cardigans. For more about me, I have my own blogs at and


– me, the author and mother of these creatures, born 1985.

– Ross, the daddy-bear, born 1986.

– my eldest daughter, Beatrix, born 2005.

– my youngest daughter, Indiana, born 2009.

– “Grandma”, or Ali, my mother, born 1954.

✖ – “Opa”, or André, my father, born 1937.

✖ – “Uncle” Grant, my childhood boyfriend turned gay-soulmate (and godfather of my children), born 1985.


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An archive of quotes from my radical tomboy daughters; Indiana Lux (3.5) and Beatrix Honey (7.5) on their journey to becoming less pod and more human.

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