(Bea and Indi are watching the Teletubbies. The sun has the face of a baby and it laughs constantly.)
Beatrix: That baby is friggin’ nuts.
(Bea, age 6.)
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Published November 19, 2011 succinct , swearing , television , using adjectives Leave a Commentdeciphering toddlerish.
Published June 28, 2011 misheard , naming things , pop culture , television Leave a CommentIndiana: Wee wee.
Me: Wee wee?
Indiana: Mm! Wee wee!
Me: Do you need a new nappy? Have you done wees?
Indiana: No.
(Some time passes)
Indiana: Wee wee! Pease! (She points to the DVD shelf)
Me: Ohhh. You wanna watch Pee-wee’s Playhouse?
Indiana: Pease.
(Indi, age 2.)
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Published November 29, 2010 pop culture , television , the human body Leave a Comment(Upon seeing me naked in the shower)
Beatrix: You have sloppy boobs, Mama.
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(Referring to Bear Grylls from Discovery Channel’s Man VS Wild eating live animals)
Beatrix: Silly Bear. He always forget to cook his food.
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(About a rodent character on one of her Nintendo Wii games that wouldn’t stop talking)
Beatrix: Fuckin’ mouse.
(Bea, age 4)
Beatrix: Can we watch Seinfeld?
Me: Okay. Do you know their names? (pointing) That’s Kramer.
Beatrix: Kramer.
Me: That’s Geo…
Beatrix: George.
Me: Good! That’s Elaine.
Beatrix: Elaine.
Me: And that’s…
Beatrix: I know.
Me: Do you? What is it?
Beatrix: Cherry Seinfeld.
[ Bea, at age 4. ]
