Playing on the Nick Jr website, Bea completes a level successfully.
Dora: You got a Star!
Beatrix: (deadpan) I am aware.
(Bea, age 5.)
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Bea is playing on the Nickelodeon Jr. website. The Flash player becomes stuck, and Dora the Explorer keeps repeating the instructions for the game.
Beatrix: (exasperated) Shut up, Dora, I already know that.
A few moments of mumbling go by.
Beatrix: (softly) Shit. Fuck. Fucking game.
Beatrix: (fiddles with it some more. No improvement.) This fucking game is broken.
Beatrix: (heavy sigh, now shouting in anger) This fucking game is BROKEN!
Grandma: (sternly) Excuse me?
Beatrix: (yelling) THIS FUCKING GAME IS BROKEN!
[ Bea, age 5. ]
